New Sound Creation device

Whilst returning from playing a gig in Whangarei, we came across a reasonably epic second hand junk store on the outskirts of Wellsford.
After a good rummage through the junk and trinkets, this little gem was found lurking down a dark isle.
Old and creaky with parts loosened by years of grinding, just the turning of this hand grinder alone made sounds one can only dream of!! And being able to be attached to the edge of any surface, the choices for resonating goodness are endless!! And all for a cool $40.
The perfumed soaked counter lady's expression was priceless:
"Doing some grinding are ya love..?"
"Nope, gonna take it home, mic it up and record it"
"Yep thought you all looked a bit odd when ya came in"